It’s impossible to go toe-to-toe with Google several hours a day without developing a sense of humor. Let’s take a look at some of our favorite business marketing SEO jokes:
Person 1: Hey, this site is now ranking no. 1 in Google!
Person 2: OK, and what if you turn your personalized search off?
Q: What is the definition of SEO SPAM?
A: Site Positioning Above Mine.
Q: What does BLOG stand for?
A: A Better Listing On Google.
Q: What do blackhat SEOs eat on Thanksgiving?
A: Keyword stuffing.
Comic via dailybloggr.com.
Q: What do you call chatty psychics?
A: Social media.
Q: What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
A: Link bait.
Q: What do you call a squire at the top of the stairs?
A: A landing page.
And last, a one liner: If it weren’t for SEOs, we wouldn’t need them.
Like most careers, it’s impossible to survive in the world of internet marketing without a sense of humor. Thanks to Google for helping us find all these jokes
Top photo via verticalmeasures.com. It’s fake… but still very wise, don’t you think?




This week brings good news for the nice guys at Yahoo. Turns out that the company’s search engine gained another percent of users over Google.