It’s impossible to go toe-to-toe with Google several hours a day without developing a sense of humor. Let’s take a look at some of our favorite business marketing SEO jokes:

Person 1: Hey, this site is now ranking no. 1 in Google!
Person 2: OK, and what if you turn your personalized search off?

Q: What is the definition of SEO SPAM?
A: Site Positioning Above Mine.

Q: What does BLOG stand for?
A: A Better Listing On Google.

Q: What do blackhat SEOs eat on Thanksgiving?
A: Keyword stuffing.

Comic via dailybloggr.com.

Q: What do you call chatty psychics?
A: Social media.

Q: What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
A: Link bait.

Q: What do you call a squire at the top of the stairs?
A: A landing page.

And last, a one liner: If it weren’t for SEOs, we wouldn’t need them.

Like most careers, it’s impossible to survive in the world of internet marketing without a sense of humor. Thanks to Google for helping us find all these jokes

Top photo via verticalmeasures.com. It’s fake… but still very wise, don’t you think?